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  1. nickylopez reblogged this from yerawizardharry
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  3. adani reblogged this from kuntawiaji and added:
    That seems true for some reason
  4. yearendtara reblogged this from notigersinbrooklyn and added:
    This is awesome!!
  5. iaredino reblogged this from yerawizardharry
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  7. vivalacucaracha reblogged this from yerawizardharry and added:
    Brb, dyinggg, for realll XD
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  10. kuntawiaji reblogged this from febryfawzi and added:
    Sexual calorie counter.
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  12. fortasse reblogged this from thomasmadeleine and added:
    I looked it up. Not going near that one, sounds too tiring.
  13. thomasmadeleine reblogged this from 01111000 and added:
    I WAS wondering the exact same thing while I read that.
  14. febryfawzi reblogged this from dumplakdungjes
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  16. she-laughs reblogged this from yerawizardharry and added:
    WOW! This made me shoot milk from my nose. (Nevermind I wasn’t drinking milk, hahahaha!)
  17. 01111000 reblogged this from luckstealer and added:
    LMFAOOOOOOOHMYGOD. WHAT THE FUCK IS ITALIAN CHANDELIER
  18. alchemic reblogged this from yerawizardharry
  19. ditchtheredlight reblogged this from anyuhh and added:
    WTF is Italian Chandelier? =)) Gago nung last two =)))
  20. imeanteveryword reblogged this from itsnyahlove
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  22. ayyisshawtyberning reblogged this from natsieescreamslovesongs and added:
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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  24. natsieescreamslovesongs reblogged this from rc261 and added:
    hahah omfg this better not be true!!
  25. rc261 reblogged this from ibitevampires and added:
    AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA wna lose a pound? CHEAT ON SOMEONE
  26. sophster reblogged this from yerawizardharry
  27. -wearedoomed reblogged this from missiheartcoffee and added:
    AH WIN! WIN! WIN! XD
  28. missiheartcoffee reblogged this from olabanana and added:
    -dead- Is this true or what?? “With your wife knocking at the door… 3521 calories…” WTAF?!?
  29. itsnyahlove reblogged this from yerawizardharry
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  31. orangemouth reblogged this from nashyboy and added:
    Kailangan ko to! Kailangan ko ng pumayat! :-))
  32. rachelfisdaneym reblogged this from anyuhh
  33. gowriey reblogged this from paperbagsplastichearts
  34. freefallingintotheunknown reblogged this from camilledeguzman and added:
    this is TOO funny! :)) hahahaha!!!
  35. camilledeguzman reblogged this from anyuhh
  36. scarletttlady reblogged this from blackdutchess and added:
    yerawizardharry:ibitevampires:theduty:
  37. fuzzyrush reblogged this from yerawizardharry and added:
    WTF is Italian Chandelier?!?!? Do...even dare to google that…. ibitevampires:theduty:
  38. paperbagsplastichearts reblogged this from yerawizardharry
  39. eevramm reblogged this from imakeyougowoah
  40. mipieislove reblogged this from yerawizardharry and added:
    THIS IS SO WRONG, IT MADE ME LOL. XDDDD
  41. king-of-hearts reblogged this from yerawizardharry
  42. imakeyougowoah reblogged this from yerawizardharry
  43. porkswords reblogged this from blackdutchess and added:
    HAHAHA i love it
  44. olabanana reblogged this from blackdutchess and added:
    LMFAO FAKE ORGASM BURNS MORE CALORIES? KSMDFLSHDFJKH AHAHHAHAHA
  45. nashyboy reblogged this from yerawizardharry
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  49. yerawizardharry reblogged this from ibitevampires and added:
    WAT IS THIS HOW DO THEY EVEN KNOW JESUS
  50. ibitevampires reblogged this from isntforever and added:
    HAHAHA. I LOLed.
  51. inyowface reblogged this from anyuhh and added:
    HAHAHAHAHHAH! :)) Italioan chandelier? WTF is that?!
  52. ivyroloryvi reblogged this from heartcaryl
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  57. pixiedustplease reblogged this from cookiemonstarr and added:
    hahahaha cookiemonstarr:
  58. cookiemonstarr reblogged this from heartshapedbruises and added:
    hahaha! think it’s real?? naaaahh
  59. icecrusher reblogged this from amandajulius
  60. hkchynnar reblogged this from quesadiaaa and added:
    Hahahah! What the heck is an Italian Chandelier???? AHAHAH!
  61. hopelessromantik reblogged this from octobertwo
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  65. octobertwo reblogged this from themindofsabby and added:
    I particularly like the ‘getting a second erection if you are 70 and over: results are still pending’
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  70. camillesalvador reblogged this from clarencealvarez and added:
    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
  71. clarencealvarez reblogged this from jamesmahdoode and added:
    hahahahahahahaha
  72. boyfriendbitchfight reblogged this from suee and added:
    HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
  73. suee reblogged this from loveknots
  74. caramelpops reblogged this from thelovelybones and added:
    Astaga, how do they even calculate this?
  75. ericrgar reblogged this from lynnasaur
  76. lynnasaur reblogged this from jokc and added:
    AHAHA. i’ll keep this in mind LMAO.
  77. holdyourhandsintotheair reblogged this from daphnefaith and added:
    HAHAHHA. wtf daph!
  78. purplesquirrels reblogged this from missmarvel26
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  87. ohacapella reblogged this from thelovelybones and added:
    I’m reblogging this because it’s just SO awkward.
  88. meaghanrave reblogged this from myeye6
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  91. nosleepnever reblogged this from thelovelybones and added:
    jokc:theduty bahahahahaha I love this
  92. missmarvel26 reblogged this from thelovelybones
  93. boomboomthao reblogged this from ohmysunblock and added:
    HAHAH THE END MADE ME LAUGH
  94. thebigfatlamp reblogged this from jodib
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  102. antminds reblogged this from theduty and added:
    I’m on a strict diet, fasting as of right now.
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  117. chancethatcomesonce reblogged this from colouration and added:
    THIS IS SO FUNNY =)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) especially the with your wife knocking at the door :|
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  122. talkplaylove3 reblogged this from 3lovelizzie and added:
    ROFL ROFL ROFL Oh you know I LOLed when I saw you post this XD
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  124. 3lovelizzie reblogged this from sansparole and added:
    LOL.. Time to lose some weight. KIDDING. Sherman, don’t LOL go do it with no hands~ AT DANCE CAMP! :D ehehehe
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  126. prettyxreckless reblogged this from thelovelybones and added:
    69 standing up? LOL
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  130. electroxgirl reblogged this from thelovelybones and added:
    for everyone who wants to lose weight.
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  135. fuck3r reblogged this from jokc and added:
    with the right combination it can be quite challenging xD
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  152. reminiscence-sushi reblogged this from itskryst and added:
    BWHAAHHAHAHAHAH XD
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    thelovelybones:jokc:theduty:
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  161. xoxopirate reblogged this from jaymaybaby and added:
    LMAOOO WITH HER WIFE KNOCKING AT THE DOOR. BAHAHAH.
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  172. alfredomarwin reblogged this from metalbukkakerainforyou and added:
    LOL! TOTALLY FALSE BUT SUPER HILARIOUS!
  173. jhermann reblogged this from theduty and added:
    Hahaha also 69 standing up < 69 standing up at a party and getting walked in on Also this thing is actually kinda...
  174. jhermann reblogged this from theduty and added:
    Fuck you, opening a bra with your teeth is pussy shit. One hand or nothing. Your teeth should be otherwise occupied at...
  175. metalbukkakerainforyou reblogged this from breeawnuhh and added:
    This is so fake. Mostly because you can’t put a fucking condom of a flaccid dick!
  176. jaymaybaby reblogged this from breeawnuhh
  177. drewknows reblogged this from breeawnuhh and added:
    italian chandelier?
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  181. themindofsabby reblogged this from thelovelybones and added:
    lol this is great.
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  184. myeye6 reblogged this from thelovelybones and added:
    Ahahaha whuuuuuuuuuuut
  185. ransomnotes reblogged this from thelovelybones and added:
    Sorry this is too funny not to post, excuse if it’s vulgar.
  186. thetruthisthevirus reblogged this from thelovelybones
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  190. thelovelybones reblogged this from jokc and added:
    theduty: calories burnt: 0 LOL. This can’t be real.
  191. ohmysunblock reblogged this from theduty
  192. jokc reblogged this from theduty and added:
    provides a good reason to do it doggy style. :P
  193. chantallywally reblogged this from theduty and added:
    this made my day
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  195. stephanieeex3 reblogged this from theduty and added:
    good to know. -___- ahahahaha.
  196. fuckyeahahsatan reblogged this from chocolatebear and added:
    lol ditto brandon
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