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fact?

ladies?

Posted 3 weeks ago
  1. lostreality91 answered: this made me think of the scene in Forgetting Sarah Marshall
  2. pervertedmisinterpretations reblogged this from theduty
  3. aduleng answered: Yea sure. :) Pearls are as good as diamonds. :)
  4. tupsyturvy answered: no
  5. thecursingcook answered: Oh Fact. Absoluuuuutely. They are good for the skin.
  6. dailycow answered: I think a 12 rounder of cunnilingus would bring a longer and more satisfying smile…
  7. riceyates answered: yes
  8. furyenrage answered: i did not need to know that.
  9. fivesixsevenfaith answered: i think the it’s the thought that counts.
  10. raspeck reblogged this from theduty and added:
    LMAO. and just in case you dont know what a pearl necklace is, wiki it.
  11. kurtis reblogged this from theduty
  12. alice89 answered: cum pearls
  13. amymcnaughton answered: for $9.99 or $999, I don’t want a pearl necklace, especially that one!
  14. oncelastweek answered: Hahahahahha. A ten dollar pearl necklace? No thanks. Actually, pearl necklaces are just lame.
  15. omg-nowai reblogged this from theduty
  16. deuxkilometres answered: lololol
  17. mustanghalle answered: heyo! yeah, probably.
  18. the-burrow answered: rather that than swallowing
  19. hollywog answered: ha!
  20. sectum-sempra answered: i love how some people don’t get this lololol
  21. j0hnnier0cket reblogged this from theduty
  22. marseeah answered: There is nothing I like more than a man surprising me by putting a pearl necklace around my neck when I least expect it
  23. yayaa answered: if it turns my neck black, IT’S OVER.
  24. imtrevonte answered: What if you accidently give yourself one? Do you still have to pay?
  25. daniellerox444 reblogged this from theduty and added:
    my friend bought me this! it was awesome!
  26. rsmallbone answered: Well, it’ll put something on her face. Just be a gentleman and have a towel handy.
  27. daniellerox444 answered: my friend bought me this.it was so fun!
  28. notveryraven answered: oh I get it, this is foul
  29. leviticusmaximus answered: $9.99?!?!? Hell, I’d do it for $2.99!
  30. cjanerun answered: a cute thought…but it’s 9.99…its going to break
  31. estherthanthou answered: Last time I checked, pearl necklaces don’t look like that.
  32. leviticusmaximus reblogged this from theduty
  33. laurakelly00 answered: lol, depends on what kinda pearl necklace we’re talking about here :D
  34. massromantic answered: really?? really.
  35. worthathousandwords reblogged this from theduty and added:
    aaaahahahahahaha. I can get a Pearl Necklace for free from my SO!!
  36. ladawn answered: No comment.
  37. dee-dot-derr answered: Bitch, get me Waffle, that’ll put a smile on my face. hahahaha just kidding.
  38. heidiloves answered: I dont know about the necklace, but the sign is awesome
  39. rachell answered: ya it wud espeshully when i know u got it 4 a gr8 deal !
  40. babywhalesforsale answered: So would a real orgasim, but you can’t get that at 9.99…. or can you?
  41. ash-holee answered: I don’t like pearls. So that smile would be fake haha
  42. supitsrubi answered: rofl
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