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jasonalford:

Still looking for the perfect gift for your wife or girlfriend?
This is a pair of genuine taxidermy squirrel feet earrings. They hang from ornate Victorian inspired posts and measure 1 1/2″ long without post. They have been professionally preserved.
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bought.  now jus need to find the perfect girl who wants to adorn her body with FUCKING SQUIRREL HANDS.

jasonalford:

Still looking for the perfect gift for your wife or girlfriend?

This is a pair of genuine taxidermy squirrel feet earrings. They hang from ornate Victorian inspired posts and measure 1 1/2″ long without post. They have been professionally preserved.
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bought.  now jus need to find the perfect girl who wants to adorn her body with FUCKING SQUIRREL HANDS.